BEFORE SHE EATS
BEFORE SHE EATS
A PARODY OF KERRY UNDERWOODS "HE CHEATS"
The latest "Angry Womans Song" I hear sung at karaoke shows is Kerry Underwoods "He Cheats"I thought I would write a male parody of the song, so here it is.
Right now she's probably feeling hungry cause it's been twenty minutes, since she ate a dozen donuts…
Right now, she's sitting down at Wendys, working her way right through their dollar menu
Right now, she's probably ordering takeway, cause she's always hungry
She just grows and grows
Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, the pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love cause she's to dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
Right now she's whatching TV cook shows, wondering what she can have for dinner
Right now tucking into chocolates, wondering why I wish, she was a little thinner
Last time we had any sex, was when Donny Osman first went solo…...
She just grows and grows….
Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, the pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love cause she's to dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
And maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.
She'd be better off dating Ronald McDonald
Cause the next time she eats
Oh, you know it won't be with me
Ohh... not on me...
Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, the pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love cause she's to dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats...
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
Ohh… before she eats
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