RASH IN LOW PLACES
A PARODY OF GARTH BROOKS "FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES"
Songs of Garth Brooks are always popular at Karaoke. I myslef sing several of them. "Friends in Low Places is one that's often song, though I always say the live version with the extra verse is best to sing. Anyway this i my parody of "Friends in Low Places" called "Rash in Low Places"
Blame it all on your boots, and your two toned roots.
That showed through your bright purple hair.
You rolled your eyes as I walked by,
And one rolled right under your chair.
It wasn't your size or your thunder thighs,
That made me want you, all the same.
And when you were through, my body was black and blue
Now you'll always hear me complain.
Cause I've got a rash low places,
Where the skin is red and the ointment chases,
The itch away, both night and day…
The doctor's report says I'm contagious,
That dammed woman can go to blazes.
Cause I've got a rash on low places
I knew it was wrong when you dropped your sarong
And other bits fell to the floor.
And all through the night, it just wasn't right,
Seeing your hair hanging there on the door.
I didn't mean to let out that scream,
When you grabbed my chest hair again.
When the morning came round, you weren't to be found.
Since then I'm living in pain.
Cause I've got a rash low places,
Where the skin is red and the ointment chases,
The itch away, both night and day…
The doctor's report says I'm contagious,
That dammed woman can go to blazes.Cause I've got a rash on low places
Cause I've got a rash low places,
Where the skin is red and the ointment chases,
The itch away, both night and day…
The doctor's report says I'm contagious,
That dammed woman can go to blazes.Cause I've got a rash on low places
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